Dear Felix Diary Thingy. 225 pages of diary entries from nine years of living with humans. An African grey parrot has a lot of thoughts when it comes to his humans, and their other companion animals. If you're considering bringing a parrot into your life. Read this book first. If you have parrots in your life now, read this book. You'll feel better about your own chaos. Felix lives with two dogs, 6 other parrots, two lizards, guinea pigs, and one rabbit named Leonidas. There is plenty to laugh about, because according to Felix, there is plenty of confused. And none of that confusion is his.